Shows I’ve written and am willing to perform at the drop of a hat! (Can also share recordings of them if you like.)

Psychoanalyzing the Audience

Dr. Wernher von Hoppenbopper, from the Zurich Institute for the Technically Insane, is here to ask us the age-old philosophical question: what drives a person to become an audience member? Sit back and relax as he explains to you your neuroses, psychoses, phobias, disorders, ticks, and obsessions. He should know, he has them all!

On the Harmfulness of Tobacco

Chekhov’s classic farce presents Ivan Ivanovich Nyukhin who is about to give us a presentation on – what else – the harmfulness of tobacco. However, troubles in his own private life keep distracting him from giving the presentation. This one-man show is a classic of theatre and is sure to delight all audiences… if we can actually ever get it started.

Down in Colorado Drugs Depression & Other Diversions

What is there to do in Greeley Colorado? Well, you can smoke cigarettes, drive your car, write songs, drink beers, drive your car, buy a gun, smoke cigarettes, sit on the porch, drink beers, stare into the void, smoke cigarettes, write songs… An autobiographical piece about depression. However – told with music and humour – it is anything but depressing.